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Girls Are Stupid
Posted: November 22nd, 2004 | Words: Bendit | Posted in Ben | 9 Comments »

My friend, who will be reffered to as “Josie”to protect her identity, had a msn name with something like “I wish I were an Olsen Twin” and had an olsen twin as her avatar. I wanted to find out what it was all about.

Benoit: the olsen twins are hideous
Josie: nothey r not
Josie: they r ggorgeous
Benoit: dear lord
Benoit: your perception of beauty deteriorates every year
Josie: no it does not
Josie: they r gorgeous
Josie: whats not pretty avout them?
Benoit: first paris hilton
Benoit: now this
Benoit: they are ghostly skinny and have a face like a russian maid
Josie: no way
Josie: they r sooopretty
Josie: how canu deny it?
Benoit: I can and I do

Josie sends me a picture of both of the girls looking sickly as usual.

Benoit: come on
Benoit: that’s disgusting
Josie: they r gorgeous
Josie: i wud kill to look like them

Josie sends me another picture of one of the twins.

Benoit: what are you, anorexic?
Benoit: I have to delete them from my computer so no one finds it and thinks I am a weirdo
Josie: whatever
Josie: they r sooo pretty
Josie: they r tiny not anorexic
Josie: they ar eleik 5 feet tall
Josie: of course they r little
Josie: and i love how skinny they are skinny is beautiful
Benoit: one of them confessed to be anorexic and they still look just as skinny, they could both use a good 20 pounds
Josie: no way
Josie: they are 5 ft tall
Josie: if the gain weight it will reallyshow
Josie: i love the way they are
Benoit: fine, then they need to gain however much it they need to gain to not look like halloween decorations
Josie: they r soo pretty
Josie: how can u say that?
Josie: grrr
Josie: soo pretty
Benoit: how can I say that? how can you idolize them for being terrible role models and driving girls to starve themselves to reach an unattainable goal?
Josie: its not unattainable
Josie: i think being fat is unhealthy
Benoit: your definition of fat is skewed
Josie: there shud be someone telling ppl to lose weight
Josie: cause fat is unhealthy
Josie: i think i could stand to lose a few pounds
Josie: so what?
Benoit: what is considered perfectly healthy is considered fat by you
Josie: thats right
Josie: i think most girls r fat
Benoit: so why did you just say that fat is unhealthy?
Josie: i just like skinny its what is sppealing to me
Josie: it IS unhealthy
Benoit: to a point
Benoit: if you’re obese yes
Benoit: but girls who are PERFECTLY HEALTHY would be considered fat in your mind
Benoit: it’s you who has something wrong, not the people you think are not skinny enough
Benoit: If you 5’9” the ideal weight is 150 pounds

Josie is about 5’9” or 5’10”.

Josie: i weight 130
Josie: and i still feel too big
Josie: cause i am
Josie: i cud be 120 and id be happy
Benoit: 110 if you’re 5’0 it’s 115. The olsen twins look like they are 130 combined
Josie: whateverrrrr
Benoit: the conversation I am having with you is the kinda shit you hear people with eating disorders say
Josie: yeah but i eat
Benoit: yes, thankfully
Josie: i just think skinny is beautiful
Josie: sorry
Josie: it looks better
Josie: i dont liek to see chubby asses and butts ands thigs
Josie: sorry but thats not beautiful in my mind
Josie: i hate flub on tummies i like flat stomachs
Josie: i cants help it
Benoit: and some don’t like to see bones
Josie: imnot saying u have to be bony
Josie: theres tons of women that are skinny but not bony and they look great
Benoit: ok, but the olsen twins could gain 10 pounds and they would still be skinny
Josie: yeas
Josie: but they dont have to gain 10 pounds
Josie: they look fien the way they are