This month is going to be a very hard one. My bank account has minus four numbers and I don’t get my loan through until mid April. To top it all off, it’s my girlfriends birthday in a few days and I can’t afford to buy her anything, not to mention the countdown to rent day! I can’t help thinking that if I were more careful with my money from day one of Uni, then I might have been in a better situation than I am now. Oh well, hopefully I will hear something soon from the 20 ‘odd jobs I have applied for.

On a lighter note – 17 days to oblivion!

It’s been a long time since anyone posted, so in good spirits I make this post in hope to set an example to the others (And to prove we’re not dead!). Life for me right now is pretty hectic since starting Uni, the learning curve is huge! It was pretty hard to keep up with the pace of Uni life to start with, but I’m starting to get used to everything now. Other than Uni I only/barely have time to get drunk or see my girlfriend. Although, occasionally there comes a bit of free time where I can play some Counter-Strike Source, which I am addicted to! The first time I saw the remake of cs_militia with High Dynamic Range Lighting it made me melt in my chair! But with the busyness of my life right now I still haven’t played it properly.

I am really looking forward to the next installment of the Elderscrolls series, Oblivion, which comes out late next month. I’ve been waiting for this release for over a year and from what I have read, it has definitely been worth the wait!

Well, its back to cleaning the house before the missus gets back, how did it get so messy?

The last 4 months have gone so fast, it doesn’t even feel like I’ve had a summer. No holiday, barely any sun, nothing. My life has been so boring of late that every time I came here to post I couldn’t think of anything to say. Hopefully this will all change in the very near future!

I start University this month, 2 weeks and 2 days to be exact. I’m a little nervous, it will be the first time I’ve been taught something in a class for almost 5 years. Plus I’m moving almost as far away from home as possible within England, which in some ways isn’t a bad thing. A fresh new start. The only thing that will be familiar in my new surroundings is my girlfriend who’ll be studying in Brighton with me too. So I’ll try my best to make some mad University life posts with drunken pictures etc!

It was also my 21st birthday a few days ago, I’ve had better birthdays to be honest. I guess it’s all downhill from now on in!

Once again I will have to make one of those decisions that will probably change the rest of my life. It’s not a decision that I will have to rush, plenty of time before I will have to find an answer, but I’ve always found it better to plan ahead.

After finishing school, all hope was lost. The grades I received mocked my abilities and future Job prospects. Years after school I was starting to believe I would be darting between dead-end jobs for the rest of my life. But all that changed when I found out I was entitled to become a ‘mature student’! Last month I applied at University to do a degree in Computer Science or Digital Media Development. Both of them share the same first year, but after that I will have to decide where I want my studies to go and thus my new career path (Hopefully something better than pulling pints for drunken yobs and miserable assclowns!). With computer studies I would be learning mainly about hardware and coding, Media Development would go into Web Dev and CGI. At the moment I have no idea which path I shall choose. I suppose I will just have to leave it a while for time to decide for me.

On another note/rant. I think that the age that we are expected to sit exams that will change most of our lives is far too low. When I sat my exams I couldn’t really give a shit, I didn’t revise or listen in class because I lacked emotional maturity. Many people I have spoke to have said that if they did school a couple of years later they would have done a hell of a lot better in exams. What do you people think?

Hmmm. So, seems I have decided to spam again.

Well, my life basically revolves around me learning to drive at the moment. It actually embarrasses me that I still cant drive, but it’s all down to extreme laziness and lack of enthusiasm; for which I blame Bulk!

The ultimate factor that increased my enthusiasm enough to get me out of bed and apply for a provisional license is the fact I just received £1000 tax back last month! With this I aptly upgraded my computer from what I liked to class as ‘Rubbish bumcheek’ to ‘reasonably ok… bumcheek’. And with the leftover of my money I should be able to pass my test in no time. There you go, my life updated. BTW I’m drunk !

As for the answer to the topic question, please discuss in comments!

PS: Hi mum!

Well, haven’t made a post in a while. Mainly cos I have nothing to say really. I’ll give you the lowdown on current life issues:

Work = Sux
No money = Sux
No prospects = Sux
Blowjobs = Sux… In a very good way!

So, as you can see, my life is almost as boring as Bulks! The only good part is the sux’ing… and the sex’ing.

About 3 months ago, me, Bulk and a friend planned to go see the Red Hot Chilli Peppers in London this month. Unfortunately, come the time we decide to book tickets, they had sold out (I blame you Bulk!). Me and random friend were very upset at this. I’m not sure as to Bulk reaction, probably not much because he has learned to suppress his emotions over years of meditation and practice. This event meant we had to settle for a less favored band, but still reputable. Limp Bizkit.

But! When I thought all hope of seeing the chillies had washed away like the stains on my kitchen whites, I was once again filled with rejoice! I had a phone call from a work colleague saying she had a spare ticket to see them, I immediately claimed it!

I will be stopping at Bulks while I stay in London this saturday, so expect pics of me and him being stupid…. Well, ok, me being stupid

Throughout the duration of last week, I quickly discovered that Tonsillitis sux! Although I did enjoy the whole waking up in the middle of the night in a pillow of saliva, clenching my fist in preparation to swallow what felt like a mace. But now, I am free of symptoms! Finally I can go out and enjoy myself slight pause No. I still have 2 days of antibiotics to finish my course, which means 2 more drinking days deducted from the already not enough 7. Still, I’ve arranged to go for a drink with the usual tomorrow. Just means I’ll have to drink something non alcoholic. The whole thought of being in a pub sober feels me with all sorts of emotions I cannot explain. It’s like going to get yourself an empty glass of orange juice. Pointless.

Anyway, I might just break the rules, get totally wasted and suffer the consequences… If there are any. I really don’t wanna get Tonsillitis back, but I really wanna get pissed and act like a twat tomorrow. I’m in a modern day dilemma!