I’ve been in Amsterdam for the past week. Ben apparently became very tearful when He didn’t hear from me for 4 days. I have about 300 emails from him asking where I am (Ok, just one email from him. The others tell me I have apparently been pre-approved for a mortgage).
Before you ask, no I didn’t take any pictures, but I did have a good time!
Also let me say, for those of you that are single (which is a depressingly small amount, these days) western Europe in the summer = WINNER.
26 Responses to "Just so Ben doesn’t cry anymore"
Posted by: Strangelove | July 30th, 2005 at 10:48 pm
Amsterdam! The Lost City! Congratulations on your mortage pre-approval. You’re a man now, or at least 3/4 of a man. The last fourth is silly putty.
Shame you didn’t take pictures, but fortunately I have a very vivid imagination. You’re a dirty little boy, Bulk.
Yeah, fucked up name huh? Anyway, as pplante knows, he hates benni much more. Use that.
Posted by: pplante | August 4th, 2005 at 3:50 pm
yes benni is his favorite name.
Posted by: Strangelove | August 10th, 2005 at 1:15 pm
Benni, I wrote a gay poem, wanna hear it? Granted, it’s not a particularly good poem, but I think it’s got potential.
[02:23] Doc: But who are the illiterate bastards? The trees?
[02:23] Doc: “o wait, the sign is you ahahaha”
[02:24] Kirk: OK, let’s just get some gay poetry up in here
[02:24] Doc: Oh, thine thighs are as though massive trunks of ironwood
[02:25] Doc: and your mighty tool stands erect and purple like a tall angry man
[02:25] Kirk: Purple?
[02:25] Doc: your entry of love is tight and clandestine
[02:25] Kirk: Take off your cock ring Strangelove
[02:40] Doc: Thine arms are as mighty ropes, pulling my ship into your harbour
Okay, I might have to explain a couple of things in the poem for it to make any sense to yous; my “ship” is actually my “penis” and his “harbour” is actually his “rectum”. There, glad we got that sorted out.
You get strager and stranger each day Mr. Strangelove.
Posted by: Strangelove | August 10th, 2005 at 7:47 pm
That’s Dr. Strangelove to you, Mr. Bulk “No Poontang” Bulk!
Also, I love how this blog automatically corrects my quotations, you know, it looks very fancy, very fancy indeed. This blog is a pretty fancy blog. Fancy is the word of the day.
Posted by: Megasaxon | August 15th, 2005 at 12:07 am
“Before you ask, no I didn’t take any pictures”
You fail holiday 101 BADLY.
FAIL.
Posted by: Megasaxon | August 15th, 2005 at 12:36 am
